Memoir 2

Next day, accompanied with my doggie, I went to his dwelling place.

He yelled at me, “You, you, you, scorpion, how dare you to bring your smelly crap”?

I uttered, “you ugly oldie, don’t blame my doggie because he asked me to introduce you”

I was aware of the fact that short-temperedness in born with old-age. So, I tried to calm him.

My doggie walked around his home and smelled some household utensils. Within a few minutes, I heard the sound of pure water. No, there were no streams or any other sources of water, apart from an old well.

“Gee”, the old man yelled.

I turned and asked, “what happened, you maggot?”

The old man said “you dog pissed into my pot”

I answered, “Yep, the best place for him to urinate”

He answered in a moody way, “How did you know that I did not prepare my lunch and have nothing to eat for the last day?”

I was totally grounded and asked, “Is it real?”

He muttered, “Yep, I am gonna starve”.

Without saying anything, I returned my home, took a loaf of bread and a bunch of bananas, and then returned.

I put it near to him, called my doggie, without asking to tell a new story, I returned to my home. Reaching my home, my mum asked, “Why you are crying?.” I answered, “Nothing special, but someone did change my destiny as a human being”.

Memoirs

Memoir 1

Knock...Knock…knock.

“Who the heck is there?”

“Man, it’s me!!!”

“Why are you hanging around here, you moron?”

“Oh,, nothing, just trying to peep into your embarrassing stories!”

“You still consider that my stories and embarrassing, but unreal?”

“Nope, man. Just trying to make you angry!”

“Hmm….have a seat, where did I stop last day?”

“You were with Ibn Battuta”.

“Ohhh…yes. It was in 1343. I was in Indraparastha. One day, I overheard a secret information that a Moroccan traveller is going to visit the Sultan. I smiled because I was aware of the fact that sultan will ask Battuta to consult me. Man, are you aware of the fact that I have PhD in Indian mythology?”

“Can you name any University which awards PhD in Indian mythology…you rascala!!!”

“Better to say that you are Rajnikant!!”

“Behave yourself and keep quiet, you idiot…for god’s sake, Battuta did consult me”.

“Really?”

“Yep, he came to me and asked to help him. We wandered through the galis of Indraparashtha. At last, he presented 2 coins (maybe, dinars gained by him from the governor of Samarghand and continued his journey to China”.

“Then, where is that coin?”

“Idiot, coins, not coin!”

“Yes, coins, where?”

“Search that shelf, don’t spoil those double barrelled guns!”

“Oh my god! Guns? Who gave these to you?”

“Did you get those coins?”

“Yep, these are not dinars, but ancient coins with some inscriptions.”

“Anyways, you got it!”

“Yep, please tell me the story of those guns.”

“Not today, but tomorrow.”

“You hairy ape!, spoiled my day. Never to visit you, scumbag! Idiot, moron!”

Love Stradogs

      When I say you to love stray dogs, just ask me, do I have a stray dog as my pet? Yes, I have one. See, now he is not stray, but my pet. If you are a person who did ever keep a dog as a pet, I am not the person to say about a dog's love and affection towards his or her master/mistress. 

       Ask me, how to accept/adopt a stray dog. My question is: why should not you accept one? Is there any legal issues related to the same. The answer is a big NO. Still, some of us does not like stray dogs. We consider all the dogs which are wandering here and there as stray. See, some of the stray dogs are not with owners because some of the owners allow their dogs to wander here and there.

      When I think about dogs, the first image which comes to my mind is the world renowned image of HMV (His Master's Voice) in which a dog is listening to his master's voice, who is no more. What will be the dog's feeling? Simply thinking that, one day his master will come to him? I think, it is correct and the dog is expecting his master. 

      If you decide to adopt a stray dog, just show sympathy to him/her. You must not try to show your kindness by patting because you cannot expect positive attitude from a dog because you are a stranger to him/her. Just try to give some food stuff. See, if you are able to grab it's attention, for sure, he or she will show the same towards you. Then, take it to a vet.doctor and vaccinate but must not forget to have a certificate from the doctor. Then take the dog to your home, give it a bath, food, name, belt, and shelter. Yo, be proud, you are the owner of a dog, not a stray, but your own pet.if you are interested to know more, please visit our orkut community: http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Community?cmm=105507146
( to be continued).

How can we preserve our nature?

Preservation of nature is to be followed as a routine in our daily life.We can start it at our house itself. Can you spare a few minutes for bird waching? It is so interesting to wach a bird because birds are not so idle like humanbeings. One can feel that birds are occupied in their work and they do not have even a minute to be idle. The first rule in birdwaching is that we must consider birds as equal to human beings. For example, there are Weaver birds who weaves their nest. The most interesting fact is that there no trainers or teachers to help theses birds. They learn the lessons of survival from nature. So, love nature and let live animals and birds.

How to hunt a civet cat

Day before yesterday was a sad day for naturalists in Kerala because Joncy Joseph, who was an eminant naturalist, passed away. In kannur, especially at Payyennur college, most of the students know him. His life was dedicated for the birds and butterflies. So, please consider this narrative as a tribute to that naturalist.
When Iwas a pre-degree student, I used to go for hunting with my uncle and his friends. But as a minor, my role was to take care of the hunting dogs and meet other requirements. So every sunday we used to raid the hills near to my hometown, Taliparamba. But my aim was not hunting, but to collect specimens for my private forest. We used to raid the forest early in the morning and provision for food was at homes near to the forests. When I say forest, dont think that those are reserve forests. But they are hills which were preserved for religious purposes. When we identify a civet cat on the tree, my uncle will say that the hunters must take their positions and the dogs must be instructed to catch the animal. After this, my ucle will climb up the tree and will try to make the civet cat jump out of the tree. Surely, the animal will avoid the places where we are standing and it will jump into the mouth of the dogs. At that time,I will be away, collecting seeds and plants. After hunting, I will join them.
So, these hunting trips changed my attitude towards animals, birds, and plants. Now I am a naturalist who used to preserve a private forest. If you are intersted to join me, please try to contact me.
My mail ID is: byjuwriter@gmail.com

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